Dear Roger Goodell,
I have an idea for next Thanksgiving. How about you let all of the bird teams play the Thanksgiving Day games. Wouldn’t that be fitting? The line up could go like this:
- Baltimore Ravens vs Philadelphia Eagles
- Atlanta Falcons vs Seattle Seahawks
I guess the Arizona Cardinals can just play the Miami Dolphins since there aren’t enough birds for three games. The “fish” can represent for the non-meat eaters at the table.
Eh, on second thought, maybe this idea is for the birds.