Happy birthday to you who aren’t named Jesus

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To all of you who aren’t named Jesus, but either share his chosen birthday or the day before or after December 25, happy birthday!

I just wanted to honor you and acknowledge that you, too, a great person who hopefully is, or will be, contributing great things to the world, was born today.

Happy birthday cakeSay you are super famous and beloved, and suddenly you die. Then right in the middle of all the fans mourning you across social and old school media, an even more famous person dies and steals your final spotlight. That must be what your birthday feels like each year.

So maybe this won’t matter, but here’s some cake for you. Enjoy!