Weatherman: Snow will start after Noon to late afternoon on Saturday.
Saturday morning (40 degrees)
Me: It’s already snowing heavily. Thought I’d have time to run errands before we Southerners all loose our minds.
Saturday afternoon (37 degrees)
Weatherman: Snow began earlier than predicted. A second round will come later this evening.
Late afternoon, snow already turned to rain/sleet mix.
Me: Ahh, not enough to go to the park and play in.
Saturday Evening (30s and dropping)
7 p.m. Weatherman: Snow round two not gonna happen. System fizzled.
11 p.m. Weatherman: Well, looks like the system pivoted back around. Expect another 1/2 to 1 inch of snow accumulation tonight.
N.C. Weather (full of swagga): WHATEVER, WHATEVER, I DO WHAT I WANT! YOU DON’T KNOW ME.
North Carolina weather is a rather defiant teenager or maybe a stubborn toddler.