Friday night (60 degrees)

Weatherman: Snow will start after Noon to late afternoon on Saturday.

Saturday morning (40 degrees)

Me: It’s already snowing heavily. Thought I’d have time to run errands before we Southerners all loose our minds.

Saturday afternoon (37 degrees)

Weatherman: Snow began earlier than predicted. A second round will come later this evening.

Late afternoon, snow already turned to rain/sleet mix.

Me: Ahh, not enough to go to the park and play in.

Saturday Evening (30s and dropping)

7 p.m. Weatherman: Snow round two not gonna happen. System fizzled.

11 p.m. Weatherman: Well, looks like the system pivoted back around. Expect another 1/2 to 1 inch of snow accumulation tonight.

N.C. Weather (full of swagga): WHATEVER, WHATEVER, I DO WHAT I WANT! YOU DON’T KNOW ME.

North Carolina weather is a rather defiant teenager or maybe a stubborn toddler.